In fact, let me use this opportunity to address the men who are somewhere talmbout “This is why I’ont wanna get married.” I want them to remember that they don’t have assets. Yes, Kobe Bryant’s wife got half of his riches. But you don’t have half of anything to get. And like I said before, half of zero is still zero, sirs. It’s always the people who don’t have a pot to piss in, a window to throw it out of, or e’em a simple bus pass talmbout golddiggers when they don’t have the right. “Women always tryna come for what their men work for.” Sir, your net worth looks like the national deficit. You need to #OccupyASeat. Here’s one —> \__
bolding mine…for emphasis because…PREECH!
And you know what though? It’s not just about these guys talking shit without having their own assets, it’s the fact that they’re acting like they were with Kobe shooting in the gym too!
And people need to remember that she had his kids and stood by him through all his bullshit (and his being a fuckboy). Shit has gotta be humiliating for her. But whatever.
I just wish her the best.
The only thing I see wrong with this is the fact that it reads “Kobe Bryant LOST $75 Million…” Nah B, he didn’t lose it. He knows EXACTLY where it is. Other than that…Vanessa, handle ya business ma’am!
all of the above. if you don’t want to “lose” half your money in a divorce settlement, then don’t cheat on your wife. it’s not a hard concept to grasp.
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all of the above. if you don’t want to “lose” half your money in a divorce settlement, then don’t cheat on your wife....
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people are mad because all she said was “i do” and who is to say that she was faithful? she ain’t even touch a...
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ahahhaaaahahah omg this is so true!
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Anyway, fuck Kobe Bryant. He’s so gross. Accurate.
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welp, i think that sums that up.
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Also, he could have gotten a pre-nup… Or not fucked up.
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